Saturday, 27 October 2007

Nearly Home Time...

With my return home fast approaching, the last week has been a cramming in of all the touristy things I wanted to get done before it was too late. One night we went to Moyo, which is, according to the website, "an intricate fusion of African flavours, textures, sights, sounds and smells, creating the greatest feeling of all: expectation."

Nice.

It was a great evening, to be fair. Nowhere else in the world will I sit in a tent, wrapped in an African blanket (which was made in Taiwan, out of acrylic!) whilst watching a group of tribal drummers and dancers perform, as I dine on such things as antelope curry, springbok sausages and a ridiculous amount of vegetables. Which, needless to say, I ignored. Anyway, the photo's I took capture the moment far more than anything I could say:

Moyo

Yesterday I went to Cape Point Nature Reserve. Its the most Southern Westerly tip of Africa, and has a wide range of wildlife including baboons, springboks and ostriches. Again, the photographs are vastly superior - look out for evil photo intruders, who are now world famous thanks to Facebook and www.anthilder.co.uk:

Cape Point

I've been battling with homesickness as well the last couple of weeks. And of course I've not said anything, but I'm so looking forward to being back home now. Of course, where home will be is an interesting question. I've got three options, so really timescales are another consideration. There is also the small matter of employment, but i think God has spoken to me about that - in one of those "that's such a ludicrous idea its either totally ridiculous, or its you God." But I need to do some more musing on it. Its funny, this walk of faith thing. I'm finding more and more that God doesn't give us all the answers to all our questions. In fact, sometimes He doesn't give us any! I'm pondering the words of Jesus in Matthew 6:30-34, and I think I'm at the point where I'm happy not knowing all the facts. As long as I know the pillar of cloud by day, and pillar of fire by night go ahead of me then I can follow.

Anyhow, here is a list of things I intend to do when I get back to the UK:

  • Get a hair-cut. I'm starting to resemble some of the indigenous primates
  • Sleep in my own bed
  • Drink a stupid amount of pure, fresh apple juice. Don't ask
  • Watch Match Of The Day. Man, I've missed it.
  • Read the whole of the Sunday papers one afternoon, then snooze afterwards
  • Read the two issues of FourFourTwo that I've got through the post, but not read.
  • Go to the best church in the world the first Sunday i'm back
  • Visit all my friends, invite myself round for dinner with them and bore them with all my stories. And yes, even you Toby!
  • Sit with my mum and show her all my photographs. No, she's not seen any of them, the poor woman.
  • Take the dogs that I really don't like out for a walk in beautiful, peaceful, muddy, wet, glorious English woodland
  • Smoke a cigar with a couple of friends
  • Open all my post
  • Eat saveloy and chips
  • Buy some jeans and some shirts and have a wardrobe clear out

Its far from a conclusive list - so, dear readers, feel free to comment and add further suggestions!

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18 Comments:

Glennsp said...

As long as they are seriously good quality you can come and smoke a cigar with me (hint, hint)

I think your list is quite long enough.

We look forward to having you round for dinner.

See you soon dear friend

Natalie said...

*buy natalie presents

lilmiss said...

watch the match on nov 17th lol, u never know !!!!

Anonymous said...

what in the hell is saveloy? i thought it was some sort of face cream... but i'm now doubting myself, because that wouldn't go very well with chips.

Nossie said...

I thought saveloy was probably some kind of fish...however, it could be some kind of herb. Anyway, I don't know either.

Natalie said...

I thought saveloy was a sausage?


I thought of another thing to add to your list


*buy nat more presents

Glennsp said...

Saveloy is a sausage and it has existed for many, many, many years.

I'm amazed you didn't know!

tobiwan said...
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tobiwan said...

Holy crap man.

How the hell is it that you have 4/7 comments about saveloy?

Are your readers retarded or something?

[Yes. I deleted the last comment because I made a grammatical error in a comment calling other people retarded. I hope you're all happy with yourselfs]

Ant said...

Dear readers, I love the way I pour out my life, and all you want to discuss is boiled sausages!

Glenn is correct - a saveloy is a vividly red sausage, made of pork and highly seasoned. It is also famous for being the subject of the lovely greeting 'oi oi saveloy.' They are amazing things. Try one, and let me know what you think!

Anonymous said...

tobiwan, you are mean. also, you made another mistake: the plural of yourself is yourselves, not yourselfs. feel free to rewrite your comment yet again.

Arty said...

I quite like Tobiwan's quirkyness when it comes to spelling. So back off! He knows how to spell things correctly, but chooses to express himself by ignoring such things.

Saveloy, eh? Sounds meaty. That's good. I'm all for protein. Of course, if I were to eat it, I'd probably eat it with tons of veggies on the side somewhere.

Oh...and yes. You pour your life out to us, but we have a way of focusing on the most important things. Like sausage.

tobiwan said...

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

the internets is fun.

Helen said...

The internets? I think tobiwan is fun!

Ant said...

Stop encouraging him girls, he'll start showing off for all his new found friends and next thing you know, he'll be balancing beachballs on his nose whilst somersaulting for fish...

Helen said...

Tobiwan is a dolphin? Oh my goodness! Why didn't you SAY!

Natalie said...

The species that tobiwan belongs to is not the important issue here.....





Its the damn saveloy!!!!!!!!!!!

tobiwan said...

I am not a damn saveloy.

I have witnesses.

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